This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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