Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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