I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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