okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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