One girl and one boy is just not enough.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
dude. I can hear the air.
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