Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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