I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I've blown a few things in my day
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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