Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
okay pat passed out under dana's car
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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