you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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