Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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