You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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