maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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