Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
lets start a swedish sibling band together
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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