I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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