You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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