HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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