I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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