in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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