If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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