I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
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