Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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