u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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