No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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