woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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