KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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