How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
