I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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