I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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