god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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