We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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