Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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