Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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