Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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