I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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