I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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