Is it normal to miss your booty call?
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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