bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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