I'm really into asian looking animals
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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