Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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