I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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