what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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