Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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