I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
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