And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
and you fell through a lawn chair
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