You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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