its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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