I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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