Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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