he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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