Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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