Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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