belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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