Why are handjobs necessary in class?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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