My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Rumble strips road head = magical
Your cock deserves a montage
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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