I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Drake has all the answers
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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