Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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